kevin mcpherson eckhoff
$6
THE LEAST OFFENSIVE POEMpublished in Ottawa by above/ground press
welcome nice pills yes interesting pillar gadzooks toasty pillows throw bland marshmallow then happy ukuleles sunshine blasts mellow underpants puppy pudding oh wow fluffy toes and holy moly banana eh you're kidding sorry of course no really flake you monkey feather puce jubilation lull picnic snack blossom breeze pool dorsal to water drumlin pingo roof zigzag there adjective peace geranium beam approved transom colander tousled cilantro door good block together the larch loam sky great tolerance shoot heck sonder word personable tune parsley cuddles innocuous cookie creamy aardvark bosom butter kitten bum tuffet honey molecule tingle pickle pie pewp bewbz fudge slab butterfly dink vajayjay custard poptart ummmm gee ok as you wish also love neat toodles
August 2025
a/g subscribers receive a complimentary copy
kevin mcpherson eckhoff recently became friends with Peter and Melody Anderson, and his life is objectively better for it. His latest full-length book is called The Pain Itself, and it really is. In 2022, he politely asked Maria Bamford to contribute one word to his album, Joke Killed, and she did: how?! He is currently trying to dry off Lavender, a sweet and gentle La Mancha. Jake Kennedy is his forever best friend. Bye for now!
This is eckhoff's fourth above/ground press title, after dissections from their biography (2012), faux foe (2018) and dieting Herb Wit (2020).
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